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By the way, Mr. Burke and all of his subordinates are smitten with Secretary Rice, surely one of the most intelligent and effective figures a civilization has ever produced. If you have yet to be awe-stricken, tune into c-Span when the Secretary (in all of her sphinxesque glory) addresses the UN or the Senate or any of a dozen international bodies and watch with amazement as she navigates flawlessly with a complete command of an indescribably broad range of issues. Though we fear she would be unelectable due to the short-sightedness of so many, we would love to see this woman become President of the United States.
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Mugabe Turns 83
Robert Mugabe: The Dumbest Man on Earth
IS THERE AN HONEST MAN LEFT IN THE ZIMBABWEAN ARMY?
Surely receiving well wishes from the likeminded in all the lowest levels of Hell, Robert Mugabe, the cancer that has brought the once proud and prosperous nation of Zimbabwe to it’s knees, spent more than one million US dollars on a party to celebrate his 83rd brithday. To say exactly how much this sickening indulgence cost in the national currency is impossible because with annual inflation of 1600% the cost for the party will actually increase notably between the time it starts and ends.
Mr. Burke wonders if there is an honest man left in the Zimbabwean army who could possibly give a gift to the people of Zimbabwe who have suffered under the demonic reign of this idiot for far too long. Will someone do the world a favor and send this fool to his eternal reward!
The Thief in Chief of Zimbabwe recently purchased another gigantic mansion, this one in Malaysia, apparently to escape the stench of the rotting corpse of a country that once was the bread basket of Africa.
Mugabe’s Newest Mansion
Surviving Zimbabwe’s runaway inflation
Bread is now so expensive that only the rich can afford to eat it
A Zimbabwean student, who asked to remain anonymous, told the BBC News website how she copes with living in a country with runaway inflation.
According to official figures, Zimbabwe’s annual inflation rate now stands at 1593% - the world’s highest.
The cost of absolutely everything in Zimbabwe has gone up. I am a student and my bus to the campus has trebled in price in the last two months. The cost of a meal has increased tenfold.
Most people have had to remove bread, milk, meat and eggs from their daily diets as these things are just too expensive now.
The implications of this rise in inflation are very serious. What it really means is the poor are getting even poorer.
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America’s Gift to the World: Cultural Garbage
Loopey Scientologists Think Tom Cruise is the Messiah
According to a report in the UK Sun, some Scientology leaders believe Tom Cruise is the “Christ of Scientology“. Flabbergasted after reading such a claim, we decided to send a group of undercover agents to investigate the dark recesses of the Los Angeles Church of Scientology in order to seek clues. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and we obtained it! Our wily agents gained entrance into the fortress by feigning interest in being “audited” and were quickly able to escape unnoticed into the darkness of the church basement. Prying open the safe, our agents were shocked to discover Leopold Da Vinnie’s famous painting, “The Scientologist’s Last Supper“. It clearly shows Tom Cruise as Christ, but leaves several other questions unanswered. For instance, who is the mysterious woman seated to His left and why is she smiling like that? Could she be his…gasp…wife? Is that a Jenny Craig-approved cupcake Kirstie Alley is grabbing? John is wearing loafers and he’s floating - what does this mean? How did Will Smith get mixed up with this bunch? So many questions, so few answers.
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America’s Gift to the World: Cultural Garbage
THE TOP TEN LIST OF MOST POPULAR SEARCHES ON YAHOO F0R 2006
Could it be the war in Iraq, the elections, President Bush, the Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, North Korea…
Nope, none of the above…can I have a drum roll please?
10. Lindsay Lohan
9. Pamela Anderson
8. Chris Brown
7. Beyonce Knowles
6. American Idol
5. Paris Hilton
4. Jessica Simpson
3. Shakira
2. WWE
1. Britney Spears
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The Suicide of the West
Art by D. T. Devareaux from his blog: THE STUDY OF REVENGE
The United States of Islam
Actually this map is all wrong. Although the green section is the “Islamic Block”, much of Europe should be partially green as well as some of the USA.
